Cruising the Net … Author Unknown
A man in a MGB GT pulled alongside a Magenta TR4 at a traffic light.
"Do you have a car phone?" its driver asked the man in the TR4.
"Of course I do," was the reply.
"Do you have a fax machine?"
The TR4 driver sighed. "I have that too."
"Do you have a double bed in the back?" the MGB GT driver wanted to know. Ashen-faced, the TR4 driver sped off.
That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his car.
A week later, the TR driver passed the same MG GT, parked on the side of the road with its back windows fogged up and steam pouring out. The driver pulled over, got out of the TR4 and banged on the MGB GT's rear window. "I want you to know that I've had a double bed installed," bragged the TR4 driver.
The MGB GT driver rolled his window down and frowned at the TR4 driver. "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?"
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