Cruising the Net … Author Unknown
Apparently these are all genuine insurance claim explanations / excuses
which were compiled by Norwich Union Insurance for their Christmas magazine.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming out from under the bonnet. I realised that the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
Question: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? Answer: Travelled by bus?
I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind.
On the M6 I moved from the centre lane to the fast lane but the other driver didn't give way.
I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight.
No witness would admit having seen the mishap until after it happened.
The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
I thought my window was down, but I found it wasn't when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
My car was legally parked as it backed into the other car.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I am sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman, as he bounced off the roof of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
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