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Caught for Speeding

The cop got out of his car and the kid he had stopped for speeding rolled  down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The  kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally  stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Stuck Under a Bridge

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of  him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.  Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around  to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"  The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of  gas."

Too Late

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and  walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a  policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife," said the man.

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